1. Ooooook sooo. I have reverse writer's block. What I mean by that is, I have like 3 different ideas I want to use for the first chapter of My Perfect Angel (thanks for the title btw) but I can't decide which one. Ugh.

2.  So y'know this picture?

Well. My computer wasn't letting me watch videos for a while, and I saw this picture and had no idea it was from a video and even if I had known, I wouldn't have been able to watch it. So I JUST found out this was from a video. Which I still haven't seen. So if any of y'all could be nice enough to give me the link to it, or tell me what to type in on YT, I will seriously be your best friend forever :) Thanks so much.

3. You wanna know how stupid I am? So today my mom went to get the mail, and she walked in holding this manila envelope and she was like "This is for you" so I FREAKED out because it was the SAME EXACT kind of envelope I sent in my fan letter to David, so I thought it was a reply from him and I ran up to her and grabbed it and started to open it and...it was from my grandma. LOL. I felt really stupid xD

4. If anybody knows how on earth you can get access to backstage passes for David's tour, pleaseeeee tell meeee. I will like, love you forever if you tell me :) I've been saving all my money since 7th grade and I have a LOT now. So I think I could buy backstage passes. I just don't know.um.where from. So yeah.

5. Or maybe I can just bring all my money to the concert and bribe the guard. I faked having a panic attack in 5th grade, so maybe I can pull this off...
*hangs head, puts hands in pockets, & slouches* Um, hi. Mr...(reads guard's name tag) Nice to meet you. My name's Lindsey. Uh, so it's kinda been my lifelong dream to meet David (no need to say I've already met him for 10 seconds at the tour) and I've been saving all my money to get backstage passes but I don't know where to get them. So...*pulls huge stack of money out of pocket* if you let me go backstage, I'll give you all $1,178.87 of this money (yes, I counted. I told you I've been saving since the seventh grade.). It would just *fake cries* really, really mean SO much to me if you could. *lets a tear roll down my cheek* So if you could find it in your heart to let me *sob* see David, it would just *sob* make me the happiest person *sob* alive. I don't need this money. I'm willing to give it all away for David. Please take it. *guard tells me to go backstage* Thank you so much, good sir. *hands over money* May God bless you. Good day. *runs to find David* 

6. Hey, shut up. It could work. Stranger things have happened :)

7. "There can be miracles when you believeeeee..."

8. I don't feel like copying the HTML for a link and posting the hyperlink to that vid here, but here's a still from the live performance I think you'll enjoy ;] LEATHER PANTS, ANYONE?

9. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT. C'mon, admit it :)

10. Ummmm I'm really bored now. I have nothing better to do. Sooo yeah.

11. 3 more days until xmas!(:

12. *sings* "All I want for Christmas, is DAVID!"

13. LOL this is funnnn. I love randomnessss.

14. Less than 1 week until David's birthdayyy! xD

15. A bunch of people on here have been telling me I look like Emma Roberts. Huh. That's cool.

16. I'mma go now.

17. Goodbye. Adios. Ciao. Au revoir. Auf weidersehein (no idea how to spell that, it's goodbye in German). Aloha. (It means goodbye too, not just hello). Sayonara. I'm all out of languages now...

last chapter. don't worry, there's a sequel. still need a title though.

and i know i said "you" and david were getting revenge on cara (beach whore barbie) in this one, buuuut i kinda changed my mind. that's happening in the next one. you're still gonna get her some niiiiice payback though :)

replace the underlined part with whatever you usually eat for breakfast. which for me is usually half a pop-tart. i'm not a big breakfast person. but i figured since "my mom" is being so generous and giving us all this food, might as well have more. LOL.

The next morning

You can't stop marveling at how beautiful he is. He's still sleeping, but you're awake so you're just staring at him. Breathing so lusciously, he unconsciously moves his hands up and down your back. You lay your head back down on his chest and listen to his heart beating. A few minutes later he wakes up.

"Where am I?" he asks, sounding confused. Then he notices you lying close to him on the couch. "Oh. We must have fallen asleep here last night," he laughs.

"Good morning, David," you say, and inhale deeply. Something smells amazing, it's coming from your kitchen. "What is that?"

As if on cue, your mom walks into the room. "Good morning, ________...oh, hello, David! Welcome back! Congratulations on your record deal!"

"Aww, thank you so much," he says with a smile.

"You're welcome. I made breakfast for you guys, so come on out here and get something to eat. David, you're probably tired from your flight last night," your mom says, walking out into the kitchen.

"Yeah, I am. But last night was the best night's sleep I've had in a while. I've been sleeping on the floor at JFK for the past few nights while my flight was delayed," he says as you two follow your mom.

"You're kidding me," your mom gasps.

"Aww, David. You didn't tell me you had to sleep at the airport," you say, instantly feeling sorry for him. 

"I didn't want you to worry about me," he says. Then he looks at the counter, where there's food as far as the eye could see. Cereal boxes, donuts, bagels, toast, pancakes, waffles, fruit, yogurt, and orange juice or milk to drink. "Wow, Mrs. _________. You really outdid yourself."

"My pleasure. Now you two help yourselves," your mom says. "I'll be upstairs if you need anything." She leaves.

David immediately grabs a plate and bowl and starts fixing himself breakfast. Honey Bunches of Oats, a waffle, a slice of toast with jelly, a glazed donut, and a glass of orange juice. "You hungry?" you ask him, glancing at his overflowing plate.

"Hey, be quiet. I've barely eaten anything for 3 days," he teases, joke-punching your arm as you giggle. You put a waffle, some fruit, and some yogurt onto your plate and sit down across from him at the table.

"You ready to go back to school tomorrow?" you ask him.

He laughs. "Oh gosh. I'm probably so behind on everything, I'm gonna have so much stuff to make up."

"Don't worry about it. Hey, if you need an excuse, all you have to say is 'I just signed a record deal!' "

"You think that will really work?" he giggles, biting into a spoonful of his favorite cereal. "I'm so excited to start recording though. You're going to come with me to the studio, ok?"

This is unexpected. "Really?" 

"Of course. I wouldn't be able to just leave you here while I'm out making a CD, now would I?" He reaches for your hand under the table and you let him wrap his fingers around yours. "Besides, you can be my good luck charm."

"David, you're so amazing you don't need any luck at all," you say, smiling. "But I'd love to come. That would be amazing."

He takes his other hand, and reaches for yours, this time on top of the table. He brings your fingers to his lips and kisses them softly. "Thank you," he whispers. "Thank you for making my dreams come true."

END.

ummm so please read this, por favor y gracias :) and pleaseeee let me know if you have a title for the next one. preferably something about angels. (if it's any help, this is pretty much just going to be the rest of the school year. and you and david go to prom :) ) so just let me know. thanks so much again.

1. i missed writing these. they're funnn.

2. i'm hopefully gonna get another chapter of angel discovered up...sunday. hopefully. not sure yet.

3. i have ideas for what i'm gonna write about but i'm superrr busyyy.

4. i have tumbling tonight (and i might be able to do my back handspring by myself. maybe. hopefully. we'll see.) then a game tomorrow, and on saturday i have to go to my brother's bball gamee. which is all the way in egypt. haha jk but it's really far. then later on that day i might go see twilight again with one of my friendsss. and i have to babysit that night. so yeah.

5. i'm SOOO glad it's almost winter breakk.

6. i had to retake my stupid science test for the 3rd time today. ughh. we have to retake it until we pass every.single.part. and there's just ONE part that i can't pass. i was like, seriously. if i have to retake this one more time i'm gonna go crazyy.

7. i guess my teacher thinks i'm going to end up living in a van eating discount cat food for the rest of my life if i don't know how to write the chemical formulas for a compound. 

8. umm speaking of school...i'm so happy to say that the david-bashing at my lunch table stopped :) at least for yesterday and today, anyway. i can just hope they don't say anything tomorrow and then forget all about it over winter break.

9. this is EXACTLY the way i feel about david:

10. and defend him i did. glad to do it :)

11. ummmmmwhatelse. i put a new picture in my J album. it's in mods now. it's really new, i just took it like...an hour ago. LOL. but i'm gonna set it as my avi once it's out of mods because all the pix of me i have on here are from like june :P

12. "tell me whyyyyyy you're so hard to forget, don't remind meeee, i'm not over it, tell me whyyyyy, i can't seem to face the truth, i'm just A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOUUU." < 33

13. chyeah, go watch the ALTNOY video. it's lovee.

14. i love how "altnoy" is like an actual word now. really, try saying it out loud. altnoy. altnoy. heehee xD

15. my hands are freeeezingg now. actually, so is everything here. ohio weather suckss.

16. no, not really. we had a 2 hour delay yesterday even though there was absolutely no snow whatsoever. it was really icy though.

17. i gotta go eat dinner then go to practice. hasta luego.

lindsey archuleta(: 

Ugh, I'm so glad it's almost winter break. I don't know how much more of this I can take.

So y'know how my entire lunch table was all let's-bash-David-even-though-he-never-did-anything-to-us yesterday?

Today. The only David-related thing I brought to school (other than my binder, which has pictures of him & Green Day all over it) was some photocopied pictures. My friend Sara (the other one who likes David, she was the only one besides me yesterday who wasn't insulting him and was trying to get everyone to stop) really likes to draw, and yesterday when everyone was looking at the magazine before they started bashing him, she asked me if I would mind photocopying some of the pictures that were in it so she could draw them. And I'm like, okay. At lunch today I was handing her the pictures, when someone else saw what they were. It was the same person who started the whole "DAVID ARCHULETA IS GAY!" thing yesterday.

So she sees me handing Sara the pictures, and she yells "OH MY GOD! SARA'S OBSESSED WITH THE GAY GUY!"

And one of my other friend's boyfriend, who wasn't there yesterday and had no idea who we were talking about, asks her "Who's gay? I can probably tell just by looking at him."

So she's all, "David Archuleta."

And he goes "Oh my god. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay."

I was seriously about to get him up-close-and-personal with the cafeteria floor. I didn't become a first degree probationary II black belt in taekwondo for nothing. (I'm serious. I know 7 different ways to break a board using only my bare hands and feet. Don't mess.)

Oh yeah, and yesterday. I forgot to mention this in my last post. I tried explaining to them that David is very religious, and he CAN'T be gay because his religion, like Chrisitianity, doesn't believe in same-sex marriage. (I researched LDS beliefs one time when I got bored a while ago.) So they're like "What religion is he?" and I said Mormon. Then someone goes "What the hell is a Mormon? It sounds made up." Chyeah, because I totally sit around all day making up fake religions :P

Annnyyyyywwaaayyyy, back to the present. That was pretty much the last mention of David all period, until a little bit later on.

Some more random people who hadn't been sitting with us before were now at our table, and everyone was kinda having their own seperate conversations. I was asking Sara if she had seen the ALTNOY video, when one of the new people overhears and goes "What music video?"

And the girl across from us, who overheard, says "David Archuleta. Lindsey's LOVERRRRRRR."

I asked her how he could be my lover if he was supposedly "gay." (I put that in quotes because that's what they think, not me.)

Then the bell rang, lunch was over, and everyone went away so I never got an answer.

I guess now, the quote I have in my profile rings true for me. "Our passion is our strength." Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer and guitarist of Green Day said that. It's definetly proved true for me the past few days. David is my passion, therefore my love for him gives me the strength to defend him.

And seriously, what my friend's BF said about just being able to TELL he was gay just confirms the point I was trying to make with my big anti-bullying rant. Don't judge people. I don't remember David ever going up to 2 of my friends who are girls and saying "You two are gay together, and your religion is made up." What gives them the right to do that to him? If they don't like his music, that's fine. I respect their opinion. But they don't need to go around actually INSULTING him when he did NOTHING to them. For evample, I'm not a huge fan of My Chemical Romance, but I don't go around all "OMG I HATE MCR THEY'RE SO GAYYYYY." (No offense if you're a fan of theirs. I really don't think that. I was just using it as an example. Just because I don't care for their music doesn't mean I think they're horrible people.)

I can honestly say that even though I only got to talk to him for about 10 seconds when I met him, he's seriously one of the sweetest people I have ever met. He would NEVER say anything like that about ANYONE.

I'm done now, thanks for reading yet another seriously long rant courtesy of Lindsey Rita Therese Archuleta. Have a green day.

...randomness!

1. Was this site like, not working yesterday or something? I tried logging on with both my accounts, and neither of them worked so I thought I was banned, then I tried making a new account & that didn't work either. 

2. I cheered at my first high school basketball game today! It was pretty awesome. Warriors kicked some serioud Celtic butt, I think the final was like 65 to 12 or something.

3. My mom's favorite xmas song is O Holy Night, so I showed her the video of David singing it at the Hollywood tree lighting thingy and she actually cried. Then she said he's amazing. I was like YES!!! She finally admitted it xD

4. I'm really excited for his new videooo. ALTNOY. I know it's going to be AMAZING.

5. Boredom + People = this.

6. I know the picture doesn't really fit, but I just cut out the only picture of him that was in the magazine. LOL. 

7. DAVIDISAMAZING. 

8. I think you already knew that.

9. Ok so this is random but it's been bugging me all day. I woke up this morning, went to put my contacts in, and for some reason my right eye really hurt. Usually when my contacts make my eyes hurt, it usually means that the contact is a) ripped, b) inside out, or c) dirty. It wasn't ripped or inside out, so I cleaned it off in case it got dirty and put it back in my eye. And it hurt like HELL. And my eye was all red. Sooo my mom thought it was pink eye, and I got to stay home from school because I had to go to the doctor. At first the doctor said I ripped my cornea, so I was like "Oh shiiittt." But he wasn't sure, so I had to go to an opthamologist (sp?) and it turns out it's just a dry spot in my eye which is apparently normal for people who wear contacts regularly. But it still hurts really bad, and I can't wear my contacts for 4 days and I HATE wearing my glasses. But my vision sucks, so I have to wear them anyway xP

10. And today at the game all the other girls on my squad were like "Lindsey, did you get glasses?" (No, I've had them since 3rd grade. I just can't wear my contacts because my eyes hate me.)

11. The game was pretty fun but the refs were sooo rude to us. They were all "Ladies, you need to move out of the way." (Um. It's a time out. They're not even playing. We're not in the way of anything.) Seriously, they were making me mad.

12. And I didn't wear my glasses actually during the game, just like when I got there and we were warming up and stuff, so I almost got hit in the face with the ball once. That kinda sucked.

13. But on the plus side of this whole eye thing, I got to miss my big science test today because I was at doctors all morning. And in the afternoon, I still didn't feel like going to school so my mom being the awesome person that she is, let me stay home and watch The Simpsons while everyone else I knew was taking the test. Suckerrrrrsssz.

14. Wow this is a long blog. 

15. I'm almost done, I swear. Just 2 more things until 17.

16. 19 more days until it's illegal xP

17. And in 19 more days I'm going to have to start making these with 18 things. Because...*sings* DAVID'S GONNA BE AN ADULT, DAVID'S GONNA BE AN ADULT! haha. There's still spots open on the guest list for his party, so make sure to sign up if you haven't yet :]

Lindsey Archuleta & SweetieDaveyBoo